Just to refresh your memory, we asked you for a one word title for this confession:
I'm Sorry, A:
I put a hole in your sheet while removing the bit from your drill so I could masturbate with it.
--L
Winner: J
Title: Bits
Thanks for playing, everyone. The contest will be put on hold for a while until we can sift through the 80-hundred confessions waiting to be posted for the whole world to see.
--B