Hi-Ya

I'm Sorry, A:

I don't care how much you've had to drink, doing fake karate moves on a telephone pole is idiotic.

--J

Selfish

I'm Sorry, T:

Any love I felt for you died the day you put yourself before my children.

--T

Correct

I'm Sorry, D:

You were right, I was afraid.

--C

Identity

I'm Sorry, X:

I lied to you about everything including my name.

--X

Went

I'm Sorry, D:

But I faked every single orgasm.

--J