Identity

I'm Sorry, X:

I lied to you about everything including my name.

--X

Went

I'm Sorry, D:

But I faked every single orgasm.

--J

Self

I'm Sorry, M:

I did stuff to hurt you and even made really bad descions that could literally kill you.

-M

Poof

I'm Sorry, W:

I touched your magic wand when you weren't looking.

--R

Bits: Winning Title #3

Just to refresh your memory, we asked you for a one word title for this confession:

I'm Sorry, A:

I put a hole in your sheet while removing the bit from your drill so I could masturbate with it.

--L

Winner: J
Title: Bits

Thanks for playing, everyone. The contest will be put on hold for a while until we can sift through the 80-hundred confessions waiting to be posted for the whole world to see.

--B

Go

I'm Sorry, X:

I'm not stopping any time soon.

--X

Foes

I'm Sorry, X:

But when I said we could just be friends, I was lying.

--X

Clue

I'm Sorry, J:

I have no f-ing idea why I love you.

--J

Tom

I'm Sorry, S:

I could not have forgotten that you peeped into your sister's bathroom to see her naked.

--P

Contest Update: Title This Confession #3

Still sifting through entries, will announce winner by Friday Sunday, fingers crossed.

Thanks for your patience!

--B

Dry

I'm Sorry, J:

I never wake up crying, now that you're gone.

--J

Dense

I'm Sorry B,

Trusting you was the dumbest thing I ever did.

--V

Motor

I'm Sorry, X:

I love you and I always will, but I regret my first time being in the back of your car. :(

--X