I'm Sorry, K:
But you really have destroyed me.
--C
Fought
I'm Sorry, X:
I enlisted to get away from you, but as I lay here covered in my best (and only) friend's blood, you're the only thing I need.
--X
Tuesday, March 24, 2009 at 8:48 PM
Rush
I'm Sorry X:
I love you with everything I have, but we should have waited.
--X
Monday, March 23, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Eviction
I'm Sorry, C:
I never intended on having you live with me, but I don't know how to say "no."
--A
at 9:01 PM
Contest: Title This Confession #3
Create a one word title for this confession
I'm Sorry, A:
I put a hole in your sheet while removing the bit from your drill so I could masturbate with it.
--L
The author of the best title will win a $25 Amazon.com gift certificate. Winning title will be announced here in 1 week. Winner will be notified by e-mail. You must submit an e-mail address to win. And we won't share your e-mail address with anyone, ever.
Annoying legalese: When you submit content to I'm Sorry, Love, you hereby grant I'm Sorry, Love and all other related or affiliated publications in all media that may exist now or in the future, an irrevocable, nonexclusive, royalty-free license to copy, publish, reproduce, transmit, distribute, create any derivative works from, and/or publicly use or display any related materials or information from such submissions, in all territories throughout the world, in perpetuity (or to the longest extent permitted under U.S. and international law).
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at 7:25 PM
Contest Update: Title This Confession #3
Promised contest #3 last week. Did not post. Me=Lame.
Will be done tonight. A thousand apologies. Also, more confessions!
Return, won't you?
--B
at 8:30 AM
Flesh
I'm Sorry, X:
But your skin tags remind me of my Dad and it kinda creeps me out.
--X
Saturday, March 21, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Motions
I'm Sorry, D:
The sex is great, but I'm afraid that we've lost everything else.
--C
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 7:48 PM
Bar
I'm Sorry, X:
I can't let go because I'm afraid no one will love me like you did ever again.
--X
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Quiet
I'm Sorry, N:
That I never told you how much I liked you over these past four years.
--A
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Dependent
I'm Sorry, X:
I love him more than you, and I'm just with you because I'm pregnant with your baby.
--X
at 7:31 PM
Revenge
I'm Sorry, X:
Even though I said I have, I can never forgive you and now try to cheat on you every chance I get.
--X
at 7:29 PM
Refried: Winning Title #2
Just to refresh your memory, we asked you for a one word title for this confession:
I'm Sorry, R:
Hold the taco, just give me the beef!
--H
Winner: A
Title: Refried
To all those who entered, thanks for playing! 3rd contest to be announced later in the week...
Monday, March 16, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Button
I'm Sorry, X:
But you don't have any idea where my cl!t is, do you?
--X
Sunday, March 15, 2009 at 9:02 PM
Wake
I'm Sorry, J:
No matter how much you hurt me, I can't help but think about you before I fall asleep.
--J
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Full
I'm Sorry, L:
That you're never going to be satisfied with anyone that comes along in your life.
--X
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Material
I'm Sorry, X:
I never loved you, I loved your gifts; you knew that and bought me sh!t anyway.
--X
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Arrested
I'm Sorry, T:
While I want to be with you, I can't spend my life waiting for you to grow up.
--R
at 8:49 PM
Clipped
I'm Sorry, T:
I knew it wasn't going to work when I walked in on you chewing your toe nails.
-B
at 8:47 PM
Contest Update: Title This Confession #2
People:
The contest ends tonight, and we already have a winner in mind. Wanna snatch the prize? Enter here by 11:59 PST tonight, and you may get a nice Amazon.com gift certificate in your inbox.
Thanks for playing, and good luck.
--B
P.S. More confessions will be posted tonight!
at 3:57 PM
Spray
I'm Sorry, A:
I puked in the Coke can by your bed, and may have gotten a little on your sheets.
--R
Friday, March 13, 2009 at 9:46 PM
Ironic
I'm Sorry, W:
I never loved you until you told me you were gay and didn't want to be my husband anymore.
--A
at 9:27 PM
Plastic
I'm Sorry, J:
That I couldn't be the wh*re that you wanted me to be or have the enhanced assets that you loved.
--I
at 9:25 PM
Shallow
I'm Sorry, X:
You're nothing but a horny bastard who doesn't care anything about loving people for who they are.
--X
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 8:19 PM
Bagged
I'm Sorry, X:
I don't love you and you would be better off with a grocery store stock boy.
--X
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Home
I'm Sorry, F:
I'm happily in the domestic hell you feared so much, and I bet now you are terrified you'll die alone.
--B
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 9:14 PM
Oughta
I'm Sorry, K:
But you are the only one who doesn't notice that your new girlfriend is literally another version of me.
--N
at 9:07 PM
Contest: Title This Confession #2
Create a one word title for this confession
I'm Sorry, R:
Hold the taco, just give me the beef!
--H
The author of the best title will win a $25 Amazon.com gift certificate. Winning title will be announced here in 1 week. Winner will be notified by e-mail. You must submit an e-mail address to win. And we won't share your e-mail address with anyone, ever.
Annoying legalese: When you submit content to I'm Sorry, Love, you hereby grant I'm Sorry, Love and all other related or affiliated publications in all media that may exist now or in the future, an irrevocable, nonexclusive, royalty-free license to copy, publish, reproduce, transmit, distribute, create any derivative works from, and/or publicly use or display any related materials or information from such submissions, in all territories throughout the world, in perpetuity (or to the longest extent permitted under U.S. and international law).
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Monday, March 9, 2009 at 8:59 PM
Solo: Winning Title #1
Just to refresh your memory, we asked you for a one word title for this confession:
I'm Sorry, J:Winner: E
I knew I would never love you when you made Wookiee noises on our first date.
--T
Title: Solo
To all those who entered, thanks for playing. 2nd contest to be announced later tonight.
at 1:09 PM
Contest Update: Title This Confession #1
We have winner. Unfortunately, my e-mail is down and I can't get the winner's addy in order to notify him/her and send the $25 Amazon gift card. Hopefully the winner will be announced tonight, as well as the second installment of Title This Confession. It was fun going through the entries, and it was close race. Freaking funny ones, you are.
Stay tuned.
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Heat
I'm Sorry, L:
That I didn't tell you what he did last August.
--X
Sunday, March 8, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Download
I'm Sorry, S:
When you stopped having sex with me because you enjoyed internet porno more, I cheated on you because you didn't leave me with much of a choice.
--X
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Bugger
I'm Sorry, J:
After you cheated on me 5 times in our marriage, yes, I have fallen in love with him and plan on visiting him in England again this summer.
--X
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Floored
I'm Sorry, X:
It was me who farted in the elevator at work.
--X
Friday, March 6, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Pi
I'm Sorry, H:
I knew that your offer for Math tutoring was really a request for sex.
--L
Thursday, March 5, 2009 at 8:40 PM
Adios
I'm Sorry, I:
But it drove me insane that you called guacamole, "guac."
--V
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 at 9:26 PM
Repeat
I'm Sorry, G:
I took every other girlfriend on the same first date that we went on.
--P
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Peace
I'm Sorry, A:
That I didn't accept the ring you brought me when I broke it off, but thank you for not trying to fight for me.
--S
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Demanding
I'm Sorry, A:
That I'm a bitch sometimes, but I do deserve more of your attention.
--S
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Slammer
I'm Sorry, A:
When you gave me a get-out-of-jail-free pass so I could finally have sex with another woman, I knew you meant it as a one time thing, but I never stopped.
--L
at 9:16 PM
Escape
I'm Sorry, D:
I was so scared of hurting you that I spent the last year getting f^ck3d up and cheating on you with total strangers instead of just ending things.
--E
at 9:14 PM
Mess
I'm Sorry, B:
I got mad at you for not loving me when I'm on my period, so I cheated on you that night and now I can't forgive myself.
-X
at 9:12 PM
Forever
I'm Sorry, C:
My biggest regret is that we can't ever be the best friends we used to be, because I told you that I loved you and ruined our friendship.
--X
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Close
I'm Sorry, X:
You think I'm so distant from you because I don't like you, but really I'm afraid to open up because I'm sure I'll fall in love with you.
--X
at 9:08 PM
Same
I'm Sorry, X:
Even though you hurt me inside and out, made me cry, made me lie, and made me different I still love you.
--X
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Even
I'm Sorry, M:
I did cheat on your dumb a$$, but you were cheating the whole time, too.
--X
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Sob
I'm Sorry, X:
But what I do not get is why I wasted time on such a silly boy, and why I still cry myself to sleep over you.
--X
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 10:54 PM
Fin
I'm Sorry, J:
I didn't mean to cheat on you, and I didn't mean for you to cheat on me, and I'm sorry we can't go back to normal for N's sake.
--X
at 10:50 PM
Empty
I'm Sorry, S:
I lied when I told you that I didn't mind the infrequency with which we have sex, and I screw my ex-girlfriend for the extra fulfillment which I require.
--M
at 10:42 PM
Spade
I'm sorry, D:
I was never in love with you, and truthfully, you were never in love with me either.
--S
at 10:37 PM
Blown
I'm sorry, J:
But I didn't break up with you because you were always pushing me to change myself for you, it was really because you had perpetual bad breath and weren't by any measure well-endowed.
--S
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Packed
I'm Sorry, L:
I loved you immensely, too, but you just weren't a male and I could not get past that.
--L
Monday, March 2, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Control
I'm Sorry, D:
But asking your fellow cult members if I would be get in your way towards enlightenment was one of the last straws, and oh, I don't know, me thinking I would be willing to join was the other.
--M
at 7:41 PM
Unconditional
I'm Sorry, M:
I know you cheated and even after being separated for over a year, I still love you.
--J
at 1:27 PM
Contest: Title This Confession #1
Create a one word title for this confession:
I'm Sorry, J:
I knew I would never love you when you made Wookiee noises on our first date.
--T
The author of the best title will win a $25 Amazon.com gift certificate. Winning title will be announced here in 1 week. Winner will be notified by e-mail. You must submit an e-mail address to win. And we won't share your e-mail address with anyone, ever.
Annoying legalese: When you submit content to I'm Sorry, Love, you hereby grant I'm Sorry, Love and all other related or affiliated publications in all media that may exist now or in the future, an irrevocable, nonexclusive, royalty-free license to copy, publish, reproduce, transmit, distribute, create any derivative works from, and/or publicly use or display any related materials or information from such submissions, in all territories throughout the world, in perpetuity (or to the longest extent permitted under U.S. and international law).
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at 11:56 AM
Lost
I'm sorry L:
I love you so much, but I know that we won't last forever and I already feel the pain of losing you and her.
--P
at 8:49 AM